On the first day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me!

"Sung to the tune of the twelve days of Christmas"
On the First day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
A red card for a bad call
On the second day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Two Stinky cleats
On the third day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Three ice cream parties
On the fourth day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Four screaming parents
On the fifth day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Five crying refs
On the sixth day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Six Corner kicks
On the seventh day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Seven sliding tackles
On the eighth day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Eight first place trophies!
On the ninth day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Nine Goals off headers
On the tenth day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Ten Off sides calls
On the eleventh day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Eleven Lighted fields
On the twelth day of Christmas the Monarchs gave to me...
Twelve trips to Cici’s